It’s been a really wild year on this website.
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.
the last one
LMAOOOOO reading this and being stoned is the best thing ever LOL
this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
I’m a Taurus and I’d like to say this horoscope is so accurate it hurts